Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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