walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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