what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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