I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do vagina's smell?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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