We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I have demons in me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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