he thought i was a dude.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
