We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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