so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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