is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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