using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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