My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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