Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
