how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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