Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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