she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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