you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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