how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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