There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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