in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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