I don't think brook has ever known best
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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