I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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