I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
do herpes really smell.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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