She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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