Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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