Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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