I bet he comes in French.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize