Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we have officially lost it.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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