I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
