I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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