butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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