I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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