Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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