Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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