Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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