So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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