I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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