Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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