what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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