We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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