He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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