What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
What happened?
New Orleans
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