3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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