I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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