hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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