I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How external is "for external use only"?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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