I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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