I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
