how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
honey bunches of taint.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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