were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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