Non-Jews are for practice
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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