Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
