matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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