No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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