It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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