Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Randomize
