I wish I only lived at night.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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